How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    The only issue here is the fact that there are, like, eight states in between us or something like that, lol.
     
  2. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Tell me about it. SOPPING WET. Ready to fucking go and fuck someone's brains OUT.
     
  3. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I would like to volunteer my brains
     
  4. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    All right. Let's go.
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i'll volunteer my penis
     
  6. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Yeah me too, like anyone else would =P
     
  7. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Excuses, excuses! If we are still on for our winter camping trip in north carolina, we can fuck then.
     
  8. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I'll gladly take your penis, Eric.
     
  9. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    But brain-fucking just has that special ring to it, don't ya think ahha
     
  10. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Ha ha. After I fuck Brian first. lol.
     
  11. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    That's cool, I'm sure I can keep myself occupied as you guys get down and dirty
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    You on meth.. wanting to fuck for hours... and me on opiates.. unable to cum for hours.. we're set
     
  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Or you could join in on the fun. That'd be interesting, lol.
     
  14. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Nah, I'm not on meth, lol.
    Adderall... it's like cocaine for the soul.
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    how bout a HF campout swingers party? next summer? lets find some campground that no one ever goes to and we can all run around drugged up and naked.. when midnight comes.. we'll play "whos in my mouth"...
     
  16. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    That would be nice. I love camping trips :)
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    methamphetamine
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Yep. Three young adults with crazy libidos. Anything can and will happen, lol.
     
  19. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I'm serious about this! I'm really likely taking a road trip next summer to Chicago/ Oregon/ Colorado/ Utah which basically means I'll be all over the fucking country driving to these destinations. Hooking up with fine forumers along the way would make things much sweeter
     
  20. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Okay, let's just say uppers, instead, ha ha.
    I mean, I can totally fuck on opiates, too.
    Or pot for that matter.

    Or anytime really. I think like a guy when it comes to sex.
    I want it all the fucking time.

    I'm addicted to it.
     

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