How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Its horrible, and hard to fix since I'm not in school anymore... I might have to wait until college. I haven't even seen some naked lady parts in THREE years!
     
  2. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I start school in eleven days! I'm going to carry around a sign or something, lol.
     
  3. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    when i go back to school i'm gonna be sexin all the times.
     
  4. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    You go girl!
    Me, too.

    We should make a point to tell each other about our sex grabs! :D
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    sadly things will probably not change much for me in this front when school starts

    i am lame.
     
  6. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Surely you could easily get laid, Horace.
     
  7. hippieatheart

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    lmao that would be a fun idea.
    except my sex is most likely just gonna be with one dude.. haha
     
  8. hippieatheart

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    you are not! and i don't see how you don't get laid or whatever
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Oh, well then I win! ha ha ha. I am such a slut. And I love it. :tongue:
     
  10. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    That got me to thinking... Maybe I should where a shirt that says "Virgin, help wanted".
     
  11. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I concur. It's just not possible.
     
  12. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Just make your V-card pretty noticeable. Like on your forehead or something. :)
     
  13. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i don't see how i don't "get laid or whatever" either

    except that i do

    and it's because i'm apparently too cool
     
  14. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Too cool for sex? There ain't no such thing.
     
  15. hippieatheart

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    exactly!
     
  16. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    All the cool kids are doing it. ( no pun intended, lol ).
     
  17. rodwv

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    get some confidence man.people see what you project so if you think your lame they will too.seem cool to me
     
  18. hippieatheart

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    i don't think he's lame!! haha
     
  19. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I have but I think I come on a little to needy to girls.
     
  20. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Needy like how?
     

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