How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Probably close to a month now.
God, this shit sucks.
Totally gonna lie to the next woman I meet.

 

i don't know what you're talking about--we have it the best.

every time my ex gf wanted to have sex when i didn't (which, towards the end, was most of the time) i just fucked super hard 'til i nutted.

that's such a douchebag thing to do, i'm sure some of you girls think, but...oh well. it's much more pleasurable than faking, that's for sure.

 

hahahaha oh richie

 

so much Mass lovin in here

 

the too tired excuse never really works for me.... well when I was with the last girl she knew all she had to do was start playing and then it was like "oh wait arent you to tired, it doesnt look like you are too tired" damn women

 

would you believe never?

 

Girl, you better make my raspberry swirl.

 

last night!