How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

hence the unnoticed, hard-to-get-across-thru-text sarcasm

 

I got it, I was just lurking around undercover.

 

you and your sarcasm.

 

he dont seem lame to me either just trieng to help a little.

 

haha needy like he NEEDS sex

 

I'm not sure but this girl said I need to suave up.

 

Mine or Horace's?

 

horace's haha sorry

 

uhh like 1 day. or 2. but hey! im back to hating sex again so its all good

 

Well, as long as he's not seizing/begging a girl to fuck him, then he can work on his neediness. If he is doing the former, then I'm sorry... there's nothing I can do to improve his "pick up chicks" sticks, you know what I mean?

 

are you a SPY for my EX?

last weekend....

hopefully this weekend toooo......

 

if only it did more for me

 

i'm too shy

 

Hatin' it? That's a first. Wow. I wish I could hate it. That way I wouldn't want it all the goddamn time.

 

awww! i think shy guys are the cutest, cause i'm shy too

 

I hope so. A lot of the girls are sluts at my school, but I don't want any part of that lol. The one girl I am into right now, I have no way of contacting her as facebook is for teenage girls and d-bags, and myspace is just totally out of the question.

 

Ha ha ha. My guy named his penis Rico... after Rico Suave, lol.
Sorry that's just what that remind me of.

Just work on becoming more suave.

Become the smooth operator.

 

none of my business but id try to get at hippie at heart and need a miracle if i were you they seem into you and i need a miracle is fine as hell you probaly are too hippie just cant see your picture.this is for horace

 

ugh well you get burnt out on it sometimes. and masturbation just doesnt help me so i kill my sex drive lol

 

some chicks are into that stuff