How many times a day do you masterbate?

its over two days old......

 

yeah, it can get like that.

But i find you get more "action" during the holidays

 

"action" ?


or action :H

 

"action" :H

 

mixin it up there :H

 

but i think you know what i mean :H

 

chris is this is the most awesome fucking song ever

 

it is!!!!!!!!!

 

The muffin man by frank zappa for those who are wondering. add me to msn and ill send it to those who are interested

 

yeah it is wow..

 

I would say an average of twice a day but thats just cos im unemployed and i don't go to college.

 

I am not gonna get too heavily into this thread... but like most things with me I have my extremes... sometimes I might go a week or more, but othertimes upto 20 in a day.. although neither of these extremes is that often... quite a few years ago I tread to see how many times it was possible to in one hour.. I managed 16 times.. soooo.. hmmm, I couldn't say that to someone in person cos that's quite an embarrassing statistic.. sounds a bit extreme, haha, but it's true, no exaggeration

 

holy fucking shit mojo YOU ARE MY HERO

 

how do you do it EVERY day?

 

The U.K is so boring this days i dont blame you for 40 masturbation per day. and Hopefully the cHURCH dont find out . Try a gay bar maybe something is going on in there . avoid a regular british pub.

 

I once walked into a public toilet & saw a man masturbating in the urinal.I settled for a pee;I'm not as sophisticated as that.

 

And of course you sat there and watch then went home and masturbated about what you just saw.

 

and if he didn't i'm making up for it now

 

Lol!.

perhaps he went home & masturbated about seeing me.

Sadly I'm 100% Heterosexual.


Maybe a bit bi-curious in strange weather.


Men masturbate to relieve a build up of tension & often sexual frustration.I haven't a clue why Women masturbate.If they do at all.