How many times do you masturbate regularly?

on average 5-6 times a week, doing it right now in fact

 

Never regularly, i like to sit on the washing machine yeaaaaa.....

 

I have bouts of doing it, say I'd go without for a week or something then I see something on tv/stumble on the love+sex forum then remember how awesome it is, then I'd do it for an hour or two every night for a few days, till I get lazy.