How much do you fart?

it's cheaper than an electric blanket

i don't think i fart anymore than any other human who wants to keep the sabre toothed tigers away from the cave at night ....... unless i've had dorritos and cola, then i can trump along to the finale of the 1812 overture

 

number two at 9:46 am

 

Once upon a time, there was gas in my ass, but now my underwear has a mark
There's nothing I can do, I totally shit when I fart
Once upon a time they were clean and so white, but now my underwear is so dark
Nothing I can say, I totally shit when I fart..

 

number 3 alittle while ago

 

It Makes Me Really Angry When I Think That I Paid $2000.00 For My Puuuuter

Only To End Up Reading Posts That Consist Of Nothing More Than, "Hot

Air", Boasting Blatant Destruction Of Our Valuable Ozone Layer..

I Ask You, How Hard Can It Be To "Stick A Cork In Ya Ass" And Help Put An End

To Global Warming ...:toetap05:.?



Cheers Glen.

 

i thought of this topic as i was watching the news earlier. it just so happened to have a piece on there about how much the male farted compared to the female. they said, regardless of sex we each fart approx. 1 pint of gas per day.

 

hahaah
I stuck the cork in but number 4 blew it across the room and broke the lamp

 

I agree, but I think females are more prone to lie about their rate of flatus. Sneaky bitches... who are they kidding. Ladies stink it up just as bad.

 

Thank you for your diligent participation. Cheers for being well in touch with your bodily functions.

 

My detailed fart log is showing a downward trend, seems to be in correlation with my lack of fiber intake on my food intake log

 

Not nearly as much as I'd like and never at the right time.

 

Anybody who's met me will tell you, I fart A LOT, I rip at least 2-3 farts per minute if I'm just letting them slip out on their own.

 

Wow.Amazing. Is that your way of playing the tuba?unk:

 

The volume is loud but the songs stink!

 

I don't count my farts but when I sit on the toilet to pee sometimes, they do tend to start then to.