How nice are you?

I don't like you anymore.

 

It's true, best thing that ever happened to me.

 

You like me as little as you always have, thilly gooth.

 

Anyways, you can't choose family.

 

You remind me of the puddle urine with a cigarette butt in it on the floor of a shitty run down gas station bathroom off I-10 in Mississippi. And I mean that in the best possible way.

 

im pretty nice...then idiotic morons come along and then i get quite cynical...

 

I'm not nice at all. It's 6 in the morning, we just had a false fire alarm and I feel like biting someone's head off. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!












Was that at all convincing?

 

i hate people but I'm so goddamned wholesome I should be shot at the same time.... does that make sense?.. eh, maybe not... fuck it.

 

Yeah I believe you.

 

Im a nice guy, but it doesnt mean i have to be all happy and jumpy n shit

 

yeah im too nice and wholesome. whats it to you bitch?

 

stfu?

 

everyone knows how wholesome i am.

 

Naww, you's jus' sayin' that 'cause you think I'mma quote you.

 

*apostrophie orgasm*

 

hahaha

 

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to nice. Like right now I'm having a problem with this guy at work and I know he really deserves to be crippled for life but I'll probably settle for something more spiritual...like throwing a brick through his windsheild.

 

everyone knows i am a sweetheart

 

Not really, I just like pretending I'm one of you cool people sometimes.

 

I had a conversation with two people a few days ago about how they ahd never seen me be mean to anyone ever and didn't think it was possible. That made me feel good, however, I definitely have done some mean shit in my life. But can we get a free pass on anything done in middle school? How about those three years just be erased from our collective mentality entirely.

I'm not wholesome though. Just a really, really, nice slut.