How old do you have to be....

S.T.D.
STD, it is also called VD,
Chlamydia, syph and PID,
Trichomonas, gonorrhea.

STD, lots of bugs which have a ball,
Apart from AIDS I have them all,
Cystitis pains are in my tool ....
STD, yeast infections they are known as thrush,
I've non-specific urethritis,
I'm dripping globs of pus ...
STD, my tool's gone purple, black and green,
The worst a clinic's ever seen,
Do you know just what I mean?​

 

i'm guessing you're not 32...?



lol jp

 

to the op;

i empathise with you

you can get tested at any age i think, 12 upwards or so. Im pretty sure here in the U.K they make a deal out of testing underage people aswell if they wish

good luck.

 

I agree, call the clinic. As I understand if you are at least 16 they don't have to notify your parents. I remember with my first wife while we were in high school, before we were married of course, she would go to planed parenthood and get birth control. They would test her as well. So, I would be willing to bet you are covered. Good luck with all that by the way.

 

STD test = OWWWW!

just go to the clinic, just know that it probably won't be free.

 

theyre gonna tear your urethra apart man..

 

Really?