How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    take a dump in the bosses trash can...
     
    countrygirl, Jan 4, 2011
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    Elevate office profanity to an art form
     
    _zero_, Jan 4, 2011
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  5. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    F - Fart @ a meeting over and over and each time say your boss did it,before you leave BEND OVER AND FART AGAIN TOWARDS EVERYONE! (spewing shit all over the room as a shit was pushed out by pushing so hard :D :D)..laugh like a 2yo;ask for a raise..
     
    Dude111, Jan 4, 2011
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  7. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Give the boss the finger...
     
    countrygirl, Jan 5, 2011
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    Hold a forklift race in the warehouse
     
    _zero_, Jan 5, 2011
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  11. andallthatstocome

    andallthatstocome not a squid

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    Insert object into boss's tailpipe (interpret this as you will) lol.
     
    andallthatstocome, Jan 7, 2011
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  13. lillallyloukins

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    Jetison your boss's chair as he is sitting in it, almost every time he sits down...
     
    lillallyloukins, Jan 7, 2011
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  15. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    kick your boss
     
    The Earth, Jan 7, 2011
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  17. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Lie to your boss
     
    countrygirl, Jan 7, 2011
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  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    message your nipples in the big meeting.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jan 7, 2011
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  21. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Nose around in the bosses office when he out...
     
    countrygirl, Jan 7, 2011
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    Organize a union vote
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Post on Hip Forums from your office computer
    (in this thread, especially :D )
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Question the boss' emotional stability during a staff meeting
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Read aloud Playboy Magazine's Letters to the Editor
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Stalk the boss' wife
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Teach your secretary how to find her G-spot
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Use drugs every morning before work
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Violate as many company policies as you can every day
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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    Watch HBO stand-up comedy specials on your office computer
     
    _zero_, Jan 7, 2011
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