How to get fired...ABC style

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Dude111, Aug 19, 2010.

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    Xerox your private parts and post on the bulletin board
     
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    Yak on the phone all day with your relatives
     
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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Ask absurd questions in meetings
     
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    Blend margaritas in the breakroom
     
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    Come to work drunk/high
     
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    Drive company vehicles while drunk
     
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    Eat a banana in a suggestive way
     
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    Fart whenever and wherever you want
     
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    Grow weed in a plastic "pot" on your desk (pun intended)
     
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    Hijack the company airplane
     
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    Invite the KKK to entertain at the office Christmas party
     
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    Jack up the boss' car and steal the tires
     
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    Kill the boss' dog - blame it on Michael Vick
     
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    Laugh loudly when the boss' shoes make fart noises
     
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    Muff-dive on your secretary
     
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    Never finish an assignment on time or miss a chance to start a rumor
     
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    oestrogen pills for him/testosterone for her...
     
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    Puck in his pocket...
     
  20. Dude111

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    Q - Quickly put your piss in his coffee cup w/o him seeing,ask him if he wants more coffee and dump it on his head :D
     

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