How to get fired...ABC style

p- pencils to wright with

 

Q for quit with style by wearing only a speedo/thong to that big meeting

jen..you are up early..or late?

 

P - Pretend your blind and can only see things that don't exisist and naked people!

 

LOL...stop typing with your nose ..its too slow


R is for rolling doobs on the bosses desk and leaving the mess

 

S - slipping a finger into your female colleagues butt in the lunch queue.

 

^oh man^

T is for Tripping on mushrooms on the job

 

Undermine the 'team spirit' of the company. By taking 3hour lunch breaks.

 

V-Make a point to your boss and holler Victorious-victorious as you flip your hand up and down in front of his face like the stooges--whoop-whoop-whoop -whoop,clipping his nose a couple 'a times.

 

W- Work your ass off and do your boss' job better then he does.

 

X-Xerox your ass on the copy machine (if your ass isn't nice looking ).

 

Y-Yank off in the coffee machine

 

Z - Zoom around your office yelling @ everyone pretening YOU ARE THE BOSS,when your boss comes in and corrects you start commanding him;carry on and stomp around the office throwing things everywhere....

 

Z-spray paint Zorro on the back of your boss's new jacket when he's not looking ,with flourescent orange. (oooops-sorry for the repeat)

 

A-Alternate personalities between Scottie and Spock

 

b- be happy

 

C is for cruising the internet on company time

 

D- dead people I see

 

E....empty out the office garbage cans from the tenth floor window

 

F- fuck the bosses spouse.

 

G...Grab the customers asses