How to get fired...ABC style

recieve anal licking, and then he go doo doo and he eats the doo doo yumyumyum taste good..eating doo doo, eating doo doo, all day eating doo doo. its from a viral video I saw, just so you dont think im really weird

 

S - Shit all over EVERYTHING in your boss's office and put a sign saying mean and hateful things;call him @ 2am and ask how he liked your surprise,ask for a week off with pay

 

T....duct tape your boss to his chair and give him a Mr T. haircut

 

use you bosses coffee cup to collect sputum samples

 

V - Vacuum the bosses office when he's on the phone with an important client, and when he tells you to leave, just smile and keep vacuuming...

 

Watch people steal things while encouraging them to do so.

 

eXamine your junk in front of supervisors and ask for input on entertaining pube topiaries.

 

yeti rampage...

 

hahaha love it

Zealous one-man musical reinactment of the battle of Waterloo, to the last detail, using office supplies as props and cast members

 

A-Ask your boss if you can wear diapers to work with no pants because you have an intestinal problem.

 

Become an increasingly shadowy figure in the work place, peer around corners, remain distant, and inevitably start wearing a cape.

 

Carry the rotting corpse of a goat in a suitcase with you to work and regularly open the case and chat with it... caress it and sing lullabies... then pull off little chunks of flesh and make out like you are eating it....

 

Dance nude at the office party...

 

E - Encourage nakedness in the office;jerk off when your boss comes in while drinking and asking for a raise

 

Force your religion upon the evil customers.

 

Give discounts to the hot chicks (fatties have to pay full).

 

Hand out a memo saying that next monday is "bring a hooker to work day"... bring a hooker on monday. who knows, maybe you can take somebody down with you

 

I


Imitate the snake man all day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4"]YouTube - I'm a Snake

 

Jump up and down with only your balls haning out of your zipper, cut a hole in your pants one in the front, one in the back, and at the same time walk around with your penis out of the front hole squeeze a poop log of equal length between your butt cheeks and hold it coming out the back hole, and say "does this look like a sherlock holmes hat." Then throw the poop at your bosses penis and cut your penis off and throw it at the bosses wife vagina. Hold a cup below the fresh wound and begin drinking the blood and spitting it all over everyone. Tie up a few people and push dirty boot insoles into cuts on their body.............

 

holy shit yeah, that should do it. i give you **** for originality.