How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    A = Ask the boss to kiss you butt...
     
    countrygirl, Apr 7, 2011
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  3. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    B - Buy lunch for everyone in your office EXCEPT YOUR BOSS. When he asks why you didnt buy him anything TELL HIM WHAT A FAT SLOB YOU THINK HE IS,SWEAR AT HIM,tell him he sucks at what he does and your gonna tell HIS BOSS lies about him,etc;ask for a raise,moon him :D
     
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    Cockslap!
     
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  7. Mason Grey

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    dangle a dozen dank dirty dildos over Dennis's desk
     
    Mason Grey, Apr 7, 2011
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    D- Dicksickle!! Tell all the customers that today's special treat is Dicksickle!!:devil:
     
    JaxLiliac, Apr 7, 2011
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    Eat his lunch every day,
     
    white dove, Apr 8, 2011
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  13. Joshua Tree

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    Flap your arms up and down and demand to be addressed as Bernard The Buzzard
     
    Joshua Tree, Apr 8, 2011
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    Give your boss a lapdance
     
    *bunnie*, Apr 8, 2011
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  17. Eavesdrop

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    Help co-workers staple the boss's esophagus shut.
     
    Eavesdrop, Apr 8, 2011
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  19. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    I - Ignore your boss to go home early cause you have "way to much overtime".. @ the end of the day when your boss storms out of his office demanding to know why your still there start yelling and say "YOU DONT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO TELL ME TO GO HOME,I WILL STAY AS LONG AS I WANT IDIOT",start carrying on like a 2yo :D
     
    Dude111, Apr 8, 2011
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  21. JaxLiliac

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    J- Jerk off your boss while he sleeps
     
    JaxLiliac, Apr 8, 2011
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  23. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Hehehehe imagine him waking up while you were doing that??

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    K - Keep yelling mean things about your boss to the office.. When your boss's boss walks in call HIM NAMES,SWEAR,etc and say your boss told you to do it,drop your pants and carry on about a pay raise,etc.....
     
    Dude111, Apr 12, 2011
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  25. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Laugh at his tiny erection
     
    Nyxx, Apr 12, 2011
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  27. countrygirl

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    M - Moon the boss...
     
    countrygirl, Apr 13, 2011
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  29. Eavesdrop

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    Nibble the boss's gangrenous hemorrhoids.
     
    Eavesdrop, Apr 13, 2011
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  31. countrygirl

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    O = Open the bosses mail...
     
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  33. Monkey Boy

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    Pick the boss up and throw him out the window
     
    Monkey Boy, Apr 13, 2011
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    Q- Quit earlier and let your boss wonder where you are.
     
    Bassline514, Apr 13, 2011
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  37. scratcho

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    R-roll and smoke several joints and just giggle no matter what anyone says to you all day.
     
    scratcho, Apr 13, 2011
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  39. countrygirl

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    S = Sleep with everyone in the office...
     
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