How to get fired...ABC style

Hit-Hit your boss in the head

 

I- it is time to go home

 

J is for jen19..that hottie that you spend all day on the phone with instead of working

 

K- kind person I am

 

L - Laugh @ your boss when he goes into his office,call his mean/vulgar names;get the whole office in on it.....

 

M- mom is at work

 

O-offer to babysit your co-workers kids while scratchin' your plums and wiggling your eyebrows.

 

n....constantly saying nom nom nom at the end of every sentence

 

P...steal all the Postage stamps

 

Q-quit,then buy the company and fire everyone.

 

R..rub.....take a piss on the floor then grab your boss and rub his/her nose in it while saying "youre a bad puppy...you're a bad puppy"

 

J- Jackie is my sister's name

 

S...Smoke so much weed you forget your alphabets

 

are you talking to me?

 

I have been doing this game all wrong, I didn't know it was about working at a job. I thought it was just about making sentces. with abcs

 

T is for teabag...as in teabagging your underlings

 

U-glue mirrors on your shoes and stick one of your feet UNDER the women's skirts and go "holy shit--looky there!!

 

V-Vocalize your hatred of company policies

 

W - Wash everyones office Cubicle EXCEPT YOUR BOSS'S,when he asks why you didnt do his,TELL HIM HE IS A DIRTY/FILTHY PIG AND YOU WOULDNT GO WITHIN 10FT OF HIS STUFF

 

X-bring your xylophone to work and play a jazzy version of the Miss America tune-(there she goes) every time a woman heads for the bathroom.