How to get fired...ABC style

Post on social media of what you really think of your workplace

Q/R

 

Quit early everday and when your boss finds out,tell him HIS BOSS said it was ok..... When he calls HIS BOSS AND FINDS OUT,start laughing like a 5yo and start insulting him

R

 

"Right;y'know you were all wondering who set off the alarms that brought this place to a halt,as the firefighters searched the premises,before sending us all home early?
Well...umm...POSSIBLY,I may have had a quick smoke in the gents just as the alarms went off....''


J

 

Stalk the office junior

T

 

Reveal to the Tory Party that Boris Johnson is a student of ballet and often farts into a a plastic bag!

PLASTIC! Oh,WHAT an evil man!

 

Unmask the office sneak

V

 

Veto everything your boss says and make your own rules;forge his signature and put then on the sheet and post it on the wall... When he comes in take him to the wall and show him...Tell him his list sucked

W

 

Wet the Chairman/CEO's seat in the Boardroom

X/Y

 

Yell at the boss about stupid stuff all day and then call him @ 3am demanding a hefty raise;dont let up until he blows his top

Z

 

Zap the office fish - and serve sushi

A

 

Ask if you can leave early cause you dont feel well and then call the boss from home later and laugh,say your having a good day off... Demand a hefty raise

B

 

Broadcast your latest pictures on social media of yourself on the nudist beach, that you went to - with the former partner of your boss

C

 

Curse out your boss

D

 

'Dirty' Dance with the Boss's significant other at the Office Party

E

 

Engage in elilicit sex with your boss over email using a fake name (cause he said he wouldnt ever do anything with you)....... When he say he wants to meet and have fun storm into his office and tell him its you...

Strip down and say TAKE ME while demaning a raise

F

 

Film covertly in inappropriate office areas

G

 

Just be honest and tell the boss he's a wanker!

 

Grow your fingernails really long and tell people you are 'Wolverine'

H

 

Have a party at your office on your bosses day off... Whe nhe coems in UNPLANNED,tell him he's an idiot,he ruins thingas and dump your drinks on the floor,etc.......

I

 

Invent an (unflattering) observational nickname for the Boss, and use in everyday conversation and/or email correspondence

J