How to get rid of masturbation permanently?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Diamond240, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    You should have said 'The Internet'
    The archaic part is the catalog, not the brand!
     
  2. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I had a prostate infection years ago and the doctor gave me some penicillin which cured it up. He told me to keep the prostate emptied on a regular basis. What do you suppose he meant by that? Keep the chicken choked!!
     
  3. bigdaddyo

    bigdaddyo Member

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    Awe yes the Sears catalog. Good times lol
    I would never have come out of room if that was available to me

    Great material on that internet machine. Used it last night infact.not if that was available to me as kid I would have worn myself down to a nub. Lol
     
  4. edgewalkernow

    edgewalkernow Member

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    Cut off your penis!
     
  5. bigdaddyo

    bigdaddyo Member

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    I wasn't going to reply to this post as you said good bye but by chance you do come back. Masturbation is natural. It wouldn't suprise me if everyone does it or has done it especially males. I know when I was a teen there was a taboo about jerking off. No one ever did it! Bull shit everyone lied.
    I remember 20+ years ago me and a bunch of high school buddies rented a house. One night we were talking about jerking off and there were probably 8 of us sitting around. It went around the entire room and every guy said they didn't and had never masturbated. My comment when asked was " I've been pulling it since I was 12". Within minutes every guy admitted that they did infact jerk off.
    It's a fact that boys going through puberty pound the pudding. Get over yourself. The fact that you are socially awkward, non confident about approaching girls and moody has nothing to do with you jerking off and not jerking off.
     
  6. bonita95

    bonita95 Member

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    even if you are in a relationship you still mbate after he goes to work. so i think you do for your whole life. its impossible to stop :eek:
     
  7. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Spam. Proud to say I haven't clicked. :D
     
  8. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Part of the reason people feel bad about their masturbation is not because it is a bad thing in and of itself,but because society still has hang ups about it,and however hard we try to make jokes about it,pretend to ourselves that it is "perfectly normal", this residual guilt can linger.This is why when we don't masturbate,especially as men,we often feel better about ourselves,because we have at that point no secret shame that we our trying to hide.Masturbation is one of those things we "perceptually occlude" from most of our human relations,just like we do with defecation.I would say that no,we are not liberated,we have not as a society learned how to be open,and that all of our so called "sins" hide behind a veil of guilt that masquerades as humour or snide cynicism.
     
  9. JustPlayin75

    JustPlayin75 Member

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    If I stopped then I would be a ill and evil person...that is my relief and couldnt do with out it...I do it up to 6 times a day if I have a chance and to just stop....I would never think of it...wow...that just blows my mind because it means no more sex too....I think I need a drink!
     
  10. bonita95

    bonita95 Member

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    Hey does it count as mbation if you are applying lotion after your bath before bedtime??
     
  11. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    How about if it goes off while you're cleaning it?

    C/S,
    Rev J
     

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