How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by XFRODOBAGGINSX, Feb 25, 2005.

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  1. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I love when people make these accusations. To say, "my way or the highway", is fallacious. An accurate statement would be, "God's way or the highway". I am not God, the rules are not mine.
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Why should I be anymore concerned with getting into heaven then in getting into Club Rio... they both seem nice, but I'm probably not getting in unless I slip the bouncer a $20. [​IMG]

    I'm content now, I don't need heaven.
     
  3. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    oh puh-lease

    if God was as great as he's made out to be then the conditions on getting into heaven would not be accepting him as your lord or whatever the fuck. what a load of shit.
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    God is pretty petty and bipolar.

    If I were god there'd be some changes around here...

    Vote Lodui for god 2005. [​IMG]

    I couldn't fuck things up worse then they are already... gods really bad at what he does.
     
  5. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    if god does exist (doubtful) then im glad im not one of his slaves
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    If Satan exists, he owes me. [​IMG]
     
  7. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    nah its all the same bullshit to me
     
  8. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i dont believe that the bible teachs that you need to speak in tongues to get to heaven.
     
  9. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

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    SPAM Block this Motherfucker.
     
  10. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Speaking in tongues is not the point. Possessing the spirit of the Lord is.
     
  11. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

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    God isnt real I know this for a fact. It was just a way for people to think there is a life after death. Sorry to brake the news to u but once u die there aint shit after.
     
  12. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I am sorry you feel that way.
     
  13. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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  14. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    :rolleyes:
     
  15. Rebel_1

    Rebel_1 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I am a strong beliver in God and Jesus Christ, I also strongly believe that Jesus died on the cross to save me and others who believe. May Gods blessing be upon all.
     
  16. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    I am 100% sure that, if I died today, I'd go directly to hell. An i'm proud of it.
     
  17. XFRODOBAGGINSX

    XFRODOBAGGINSX Banned

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    Epiphany,

    Thank you for your support. Tongues has nothing to do with salvation. I don't even believe in speaking in tongues. We simply need to accept Jesus Christ as our Savior and believe that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for us.
     
  18. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Lol, I first read that as "toques have nothing to do with salvation".

    Anyways... I think it's pretty goddamn rude to spam this forum with Christian stuff. I mean, hipforums is cool enough to set aside a space for that (Religion forum - Christianity), ya'll don't need to be throwing it into the random crap thread.
     
  19. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    let the person be... they are just doing what they think is right. whether they were right or wrong, i think there were good intentions. :D
     
  20. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Isn't there a forum for this specific topic?
     
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