How to give the perfect blowjob?

I love that smiley, you know he means it y'know?

 

totally :biggrin:

 

:biggrin: - I am going to murder you

 

SWEETT 7 more days!!!! It rocks to be out, trust me

 

hmmm..
i wish my girl would gimme head.
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She just refuses? awwww thats sad

 

hahaha im loving this advice.

 

its terrible! :sad:
i go down on her but she never returns the favor.
shes pretty good at fuckin me though.. soo i try not to complain.

 

Don't go down on her anymore...

 

Why did I post that... Wtf am I talking about?

 

Depends on the women you will know when she likes giving head because she will do it without question and it will be the first place she goes no questions asked. Personally I love giving bj love looking at the guys reaction.

 

teeth..

 

you put it in your gob, and rustle up a sandwich with your free hands. Stop being selfish.

 

I know. You should let me see how you're doing with that

 

My guy friend convienced his g/f to read Tickle His Pickle. It is a book about pleasing a man and what they like blah blah blah. His g/f was terrible at head and after she read the book and with a little practice she is now the "best" according to him. So girls check that out too, I havent yet but its on my list.

 

1 Get 3 feet of garden hose and a billiard ball.

2 Suck said billiard ball all the way through the hose.

3 When that has been achieved, replace billiard ball with

3.1 Basketball

3.2 Small child

3.3 Medium-sized car.

hey presto, you can now enter the 2011 World Fellating Championships.

 

^^Aye de mi Lucy!!! I think I just felt my balls lift a half an inch on that one.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I didn't read all the pages and if someone else already said this, sorry. lol My guy loves when I make humming noises during and tease the tip and around the head of his cock with my tongue- drives him nuts and he instantly grabs my hair. I love that.

 

sounds like you don't really need advice. just people to listen to your
redundancy stories.

 

she needs to show some graditude to the dude who gave the best suggestion on the thread, is what she needs to do.