How to make your own dildo

Poop in the freezer, then put a condom over it. voila. home made condom

 

Go look up the word "joke" in the dictionary because you obviously don't know what one is.

 

that would be a site to c lol

haha lma soo true...

i wouod wanna meet the person who actually does that....and shake there hand with a rubber glove on...lol

 

You could melt some wax & pour it into a condom - better still, a long party balloon - they can come in all sorts of shapes. That way the wax would set solid enough for easy penetration, but would soften enough to form to the ideal shape once inside you.

 

Dude. that is far to clever to not have been actually done by you... or you like witnessed it first hand.... :rofl:

 

Hey!!!

Actually, they make those for health classes to show how to use a condom. They somewhat resemble a penis but are a totally symmetrical little column. "Woody" is what I use for the "normal" staff members' class.



For the mentally retarded clients I bought a dildo to demonstrate with because they don't have to use abstract thought and also they are less inhibited about seeing the real thing.

(And yes, developmentally disabled ppl like sex just like the rest of us)

As for the natural produce, go with cucumbers. I have found bananas to be too mushy like they need viagra or something.

 

Shale! You might be a lotta things, but a creepy old man you are not

As for a dildo, there's a few things you could use, basically anything phallic-shaped.

(1) You could throw water inside a condom and pop it in the freezer, that ought to make a, ahem, cool dildo if you wouldn't mind the temperature (could be an added thrill for some).

(2) Then there's the fruit & veg category, which was already suggested. Just be sure to cover it with a condom.

(3) Now comes a few things that people might be grossed out by - you could take something inconspicuous like a hairbrush for example and just cover it with a condom.

(4) You could use an empty shampoo bottle, or really any bottle that's avalable, just make sure it isn't glass, and covering it with a condom would be safer.

The bottle design would work better for anyone who wants something bigger, because bottles come in almost every kinda shape and size.

Hope I helped!

L_S

 

Y'know, I haven't used deodorant for years so don't know if it is still around but Ban used to have a nice shaped bottle - tho a little small for some ppl.

 

This is totally off topic, but that's a nice pic

Every bottle has different designs, so to the original poster (who's name I forgot ) I'd just say experiment with the different designs till you find something that feels right.

L_S

 

Thanks guys i think i found what i was looking for!

 

cover a cucumeber in seran wrap, then ductape over half. Slide the duck tape mold off then stuff as full as u can with paper towels till firm. Cover bottom with ducktape and voila

 

You're going to stick duct tape inside your vagina anus?