How to relax your libido?

Think about Bruce Forsythe riding a tractor, itching his groin and eating pickled onion sandwiches

 

It'll probably settle down when you get a bit older, or have a baby, that generally kills your sex drive for awhile.

And a shaft?

 

well, i have an erection now.

 

that's just great.

 

Why, are you pregnant?

 

You suggest this to the Chickie who has the self-confessed obsession with older men? ?

:eggnog:

She's always got the option to wrap her legs around my head as a distraction if needed.

 

i could have sworn you made a thread about not having any drive, and now this?

i'd say if horniness is not getting in the way of daily life, don't worry

or get married

 

Don't think naughty thoughts. Practice meditation. As soon as you have a naughty thought don't play into it just remove it from your mind and move on to something else. If you can't concentrate still then I suggest you go for a nice jog or run. Don't ever look at pornography. Trust me though running will relax your mind and increase your focus. Do a bunch of sit-ups. Do a bunch of squats. Go for a good long bike ride and hit up some nice big hills and pedal hard all the way to the top. Exercise works great trust me.

Stay away from masturbation. It's bad for the mind. I am a dude with a very strong sex drive and I don't watch pornography or masturbate. It corrupts the mind. If you wish to achieve a high state of meditation you must not do those 2 things.


Find a nice kind boyfriend who will cuddle and watch movies with you.

Hit up some people and play some games of volleyball or bad mitton. those are activities that increase focus. Any focus/physical activity will release endorphins that will relax both your mind n body. Plus a focus activity such as bad mitton gives your mind something to re-channel and concentrate on.

 

This is an awesome suggestion, thanks

 

you're not helping lol

 

We can cuddle and watch movies after,,, There, is that helping?

 

damnit

 

Ditto. Masturbate every night before you go to sleep. Get a dildo to help you out.

 

Watch that tongue Young Lady or I'll be forced to turn you over my knee!

 

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Wild Flowers, you still set off my gaydar big time, and this thread is no exception.

I'm going to go with Bi tending towards the Lesbian Side.

But prime target for you isnt scary biker chick, it will be the opposite end of the spectrum, a petite fragile little thing thats basically scared of all men, thats the type you are destined to protect, the type thats really going to take your breath away, and it wont be about what she looks like, but it will be the way she looks at you, with those big puppy dog eyes - when its so sweet it hurts

 

Ya that sounds kind of nice, but mostly when it comes to sex I prefer to be fucked by a man. I'm not the protector, I want to be protected.

 

would prob make her hornier

 

i'm sure it won't be long until I don't have a sex drive anymore