How To Run Your Neighbors Off

Rent your own apt. out to some homies.

 

Makes me less a homie. And freedom is for the care-free. Nor for victory, not for advice of the forgiving.

 

I'm not giving more knives to these crazy bitches.

 

the knotted string spell, place knotted string under their doormat with attached spell. each knot in string represents one the tenants. when tenants steps on string it will reinforce the spell. spell is stronger when you can make more knots to the names of each person. a knot for each letter. each person is separated by a double knot.
I may has my magic wrong and stepping on string knots may break their necks. just saying..

Neighbor neighbor go away
find another place to stay
every step you take today
the further you will go away

 

They let their dogs out the front door and they run down and attack our dogs in our yard. They mock everything I say when I'm outside. They mock my dogs for barking. They yelled because I was standing on my porch looking in their direction.

 

I own my single family dwelling.

 

I love you Bro!

 

Can you talk about these issues to them. They sound like real assholes, in that case.....YIKES....get a petition going and show them...I do not think I would have much patience in a case like that...yuck. I am sorry you are going through that...makes life miserable with people like that right next door....

 

Chain link fences are expensive, but that would keep their dogs off of your property.

 

The suggestions the other neighbors have given me are to call Animal Control every time the dogs are not leashed and to call the cops every time they mouth off at me.

I say all that's just here say unless an officer witnesses the actions.

The mom is sweet but dumb.

Her 2 daughters are awful. One of them is 19 and in high school. The other must be 17 or 18. They are close in age.

They even talked shit about my 11 year old granddaughter, in front of her, at the bus stop.

I want them to want to leave.

 

yikes. They need to go. Can you report them for violating leash laws by allowing their dogs in your yard?

 

If they rent, at least they will eventually leave. Probably should call animal control if their dogs are running loose though.

A few years ago there was a girl living in the rental across the street. At some point, some dudes moved in with her. They started parking their tricked out 70's cars on the street and sitting out there listening to rap music from the car stereos at levels that we could here inside of our house with the windows closed. They cruised up and down the block all the time like that. After a couple of months I happened to be in the store owned by the guy who owned the property. I was like "Hey...do you mind telling those guys to knock that shit off?" He had no idea who I was talking about but said he'd check into it. Those fuckers were gone in about a week and the place was rented to someone else.

 

I guess I'll have to start calling every time.

I hate to be that way but the safety of my dogs, grandchildren, and husband (he's weakly) come first.

Like one of the other neighbors said, we can't let teenagers run this neighborhood.

 

I stand by my trebuchet suggestion.

But it sounds like something else can be done - filming them might be a good start.

 

I checked the county records on the property. Some big leasing company in New York owns the property. They have an office in the metro area. I'm not counting on them to care as long as they get rent money from that property.

 

If their dogs are coming into your yard and attacking your dogs....that's grounds for action right there. Your dogs are in your yard.

 

You're probably right about them not caring but....if you start filing complaints with them and the city...and the city gets tired of dealing with it and leans on the company, the company might just decide it's tired of the hassle and get rid of the people.

 

with the wonka wash not so far away.. I call every time. then document how long its takes for a response/ Ive a few other legal issues to clear up, soon thats over. Im a head strong into that county courthouse. Im going to be on fire.. neighbors come and go but wonka wash stays forever.. no more. Im tired of playing the batman game killing his shit only for him to repair and start more shit. I dont give a flying batshit if they know we vandal that crap-hole. he should feel lucky every day he is still breathing.. me pay taxes to live next to that// the fucking pigs are protecting a drug drop off location over peoples homes.. no Im not batman motherfuckers. Im squirrelman .. and Im fucking nuts!!!

 

I've been cutting them too much slack.

One of their dogs broke off the cable and charged me and my dog out in the street.

I'm going to have to call every time now.

 

If they are doing things that would result in fines being levied by the city, the city will go after the property owners as well as the renters, or at the very least document everything with the owners. A handful of fines from the city and they will probably get the boot.

One of my neighbors got really pissed because he got some bullshit notice from the city because his lawn was too brown. Within 5 days the property company had someone out there putting in a sprinkler system and new lawn, because the owner didn't want to hassle with the city.
My neighbor was pissed because he had already bought indigenous, drought resistant plants for the yard and now he had to pay for water to keep a lawn friggin' green all year round!

so report every little thing to the code enforcement division of the city and see what happens

shoot it next time, self defense

If I lived closer I could bring Buddy over to "play" with the neighbors dogs.
He really enjoys turning other dogs into rag dolls.