How would you dispose of the body?

This thread is hilarious.

Anyways I would cut the body into slices in a bathtub as to drain all the blood. After deep freezing the body for a week or so I would bring it to a meat packaging plant and pass it off as cow meat. Then the other vegatarians and I would laugh as the unsuspecting public got mad human disease.

Next step: World domination

 

First thing I would do is to remove the victim's teeth, that way they cant identify the body quickly...

Next, I would get a tree shreader, you know, those machines that grind up huge chunks off wood into little pieces of bark... Of course to get this tree shreader I would use cash and also the ID of the victim.

The shreader I would douse in diesel, set alight, then use explosives on it to get rid of it, then dump somewhere in the sea, where the salt would corrode the remaining metal.

The remaining mince, I would dump it off into the sea as well, but somewhere where there is a high level of marine life... they will eat the remaining flesh..

nice....

 

in my orbingmachine of course! duh!

 

Oh, an orbing machine, I forgot all about those....

 

throw it in a trash can.

 

let's do it!

 

i would eat the body, then smoke the bones.

 

So you could talk to the person in ghost form?

 

I would mutilate the corpse, shove it into my brother's closet, and step back to watch the hilarous results.

 

pay someone else to dispose of the body for me..

 

Melt it in a bathtub with a lot of highly concentrated acids

 

Well first I'd strip it and while it was still warm satisfy my.. erm.. natural needs.

Then I skinned it.

Then I chopped it up to about 1 kg pieces.

Then I put the best parts in deep freeze.

The more icky stuff I fed to my pet maggot colony.

And I made glue from the bones and stuff.

I wear the teeth and kidney stones around my neck right now.

Made lamp shades and keyrings from the skin.

 

haha how nice.

 

tree mulcher it and give it back to mother nature

 

If i was mad at someone id hide it so it could be found, and they would be the one taking the fall for the murder.

if its christmas time, id find a life sized nativity scene and replace one of the wise men with it.

if not, theres this giant field of bricks near the waterfront near here. I bet it would take a long time for anybody to find it in there.




i found a place it's dark and it's rotted.
it's a cool, sweet kinda-place where the copters won't spot it
and i destroyed the map,
i even thought i forgot it,
however, every-day i'm dumping the body.
it'd be better for us if you don't understand.
it'd be better for me if you don't understand

 

Flush it down the toilet, bit by bit.

 

Just throw it in the dumpster. Make sure you package it well so they dont see that its a body

 

Maybe I could stick it in formaldahyde and keep it in the bathtub...

 

Cement shoes with a matching tuxedo.

 

pretend it is a passed out girl at a party and let horny college guys at a frat party have thier way with her. then I would simply leave it there. all that dna all over the place , they could never tie the crime to me.