How would you eat the poster above you?

Im not really hungry

Ill just do the Prometheus thing ..tie you to a rock in the sun and grab a bite of liver once in a while..then let it grow back and eat a little more

 

blend him into a liquid puree, add some lemon juice, mint leaves, crushed ice and slowly sip from a straw while relaxing by the pool.

 

first singe off the hair in a fire pit (alive of course)

then slow boil for two days (with veggies) and then one day in the smokehouse

 

Coated with sweet and sour sauce on a bed of white rice. Oh yeah, and before that cook in a giant wok with olive oil. (alive)

 

Shish kabobs with mushroom, pineapple chunks, green pepper, BBAD, shrimp, and onion. In that order.

 

with a dash of pepper


get it...a "dash" Im "running" out of jokes

 

When the pale witch runs out of jokes, he will be speared by my fellow tribesman, before being made into a savory stew in a pot made from his own skull, with potatoes, tomatoes, grubs, crayfish, and a dash of indiana jones.