How would you go about purchasing a monkey?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Colours, Aug 9, 2005.

  1. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    yea and gorillas have a way of being bigger and stronger and ripping the heads of sinners and people who arent pure.
     
  2. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I don't know why, but that made me laugh my ass off.
     
  3. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I've heard stories of pet monkeys that maturbated constantly, don't know if thats good or bad for you, but i doubt I would like it.
     
  4. Spastic_Monkey

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    *points to name* I'm wlling to sell myself, but no sexual favors :D


    (unless the buyer is really hot XD)
     
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