How would you kill the poster above you?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by HippyCor$ter, Nov 26, 2004.

  1. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    Surrounding you by beautiful naked women who all promice to sleep with you ................after youve sucessfully drunk 16 pan-galactic googleblasters.
     
  2. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    make her sit through an eternal meaningless phylisophical debate
     
  3. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Twat her across the head with a cricket bat
     
  4. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    beat you at scrabble 4 more times :p
     
  5. shinta

    shinta Member

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    comb her hair
    until she dies of grief for not having dreads anymore
     
  6. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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  7. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH evil!! EVIL!!!


    right ummm



    get and eraser and rub you with it until ou fade away leaving nothing but a grey smudge on the page.
     
  8. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    press delete
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    1000 rubik's cubes, administered intraveneously.
     
  10. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    shock you with volts aiming to keep you alive as long as possible till your heart stops beating
     
  11. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    the most painless death...whatever that is
     
  12. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    scratch and claw you
     
  13. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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  14. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    handcuffs (eventual starvation from not being able to reach food)
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    creepy phone sex.
     
  16. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    sex deprivation... I'm sure he'll die
     
  17. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    never ending sex... many ways to die from that
     
  18. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    suffocation from oral sex.
     
  19. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Punch a small hole in his head, stick in a straw and suck. Mmm, brainshake!:X
     
  20. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    Red Cordial O.D.
     

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