How would you kill the poster above you?

put you under an aenesthetic then give you the boob job

 

hypnotize you and make you give yourself a boob job.

 

insert air bubbles into your veins

 

overload your lungs by pumping air at 10,000 psi

 

japanese bamboo torture methods...and i'd definitely wait around to watch them grow right through your body

 

The viking rite of blood eagle.

 

hmm which would be worse..japanese bamboo torture would be slower therefore more pain to endure...imagine feeling that shoot through you slowly, right through your organs, and so forth...
hang on, gimme a minute to get in touch with my inner torturer

i would scalp you and then poor vinegar on your head before slowly cutting off each limb and making you eat them.

 

Alright... I'll crucify you up and let concentrated nitric acid drip in little tiny drops all over your limbs, one excruciating drop every second. Then, i will make an incsicon across your chest and skin you slowly from the chest to the crotch.
then i will have mechanical woodpeckers peck at all your internal organs... till you die.

 

omigod, im totally shitting my pants....i dont think my imagination can go any further tonight so you win the award of the best torturer....
but watch out, because ill get you when you least expect it

 

well just test that whole CANT OD ON LSD theory on cwoa.

 

slit your throat drain your blood into buckets and sell it on the black market

 

ooh i finally came up with my come back for Ash, but looks like sooty's in the firing line (everyone note, this is trylu meant as Ash's payback)

i will impail you!
but lots of unthought of torture beforehand too!

 

I would tie that person up and pluck each and every hair from their body one by one. Then, I'd slice open random places on their body with a dull knife. Then, I'd pour bleach on them. Then, I'd take them out into the desert and let them bake for a few days. Then, interrupt all televisioin circuits all over the world and broadcast thier last moments while they lay naked strapped to a bed of nails.

 

the first part (plucking the hair) sounds long and tedious for you..id skip that and go on to more ghastly ventures

 

id hold your head in the blender

 

i would strap you to the top of my car and roll it

 

id flay your skin off then tie you up and burn your innards slowly infront of you while you are still alive.

 

i would throw you into a pit of leaches
and be done with you

 

i would just eat them all

i would throw you in the piranah pool

 

I would take you to the antartic ... cut a hole in the ice .. and push you in..