How would you kill the poster above you?

pringles can inserted in throat.

 

stuff him in the mincer and then feed him to the dogs at the local pound..

 

sew her anus shut.

 

kiss of death

 

fucked to death by a raving maniac.

 

drown in the dirty dishwater..

 

lack of oxygen

 

Industrial heater inserted up anus.

 

Hang out of a 100 storey building by balls being nailed to windowsill, then let drop to a nice splat on the hard concrete below

 

Jump up and down on his head

 

scratch all your skin off then leave you in the sun to dry out

 

Whip you with a wet towel untill you bleed to death

 

chinese water torture

 

Enema her to death

 

^hang and quarter

 

^ make'em watch nonstop reruns of Designing Women..hence, he would probably do himself in.. haha i dont know, gave it a go though..

 

I would tickle her to death with a feather!!!!

 

240 volts wired up to the nipples..

 

Stabbed in the head with a giant porcelain penis ala clockwork orange

 

use an anal probe to suck your brains out and feed your body to the rats