How would you kill the poster above you?

bury you up to your neck in the sand at low tide, and then you drown as the tide comes in.

 

do some killer acupuncture on your balls..

 

With a strange combination of baked beans, a mexican wave, a drum roll, and a cusion!

 

overexposure to radiation

 

get Sooty on to them..

 

it would be my pleasure.... :X




rip your spine out your ass

 

stab her in the back

 

I'd force her to watch tv evangelists 24/7 till she snapped and then I'd make her listen to the theme from the brady bunch over and over til she couldn't bear to go on, and ended it herself.......I couldn't kill such a cutie.

 

woodchipper

 

chainsaw

 

i'd dress up as britney spears in a santa suit and force her listen to me singing "oops i did it again" in swedish over and over and over again 'til she begged me to stop and then i'd sing a little more 'til she dropped dead of pure boredom.

 

...toss her out of an airplane without a parachute only to crash land in a dwelling place full of hungry cannibals.

 

push her off Echo Point

 

Let's see... for Bedlam, only this would do. I would take a razor blaze, a dull and rusty one, and make tiny knicks all over her body, then I would chain her feet to a room specially constructed to fill with rubbing alcohol at a very slow rate, and as the water level almost reached her nose so she'd suffocate, I would let go 20 drunk pirannahs to eat her alive. Then using an ankh, I would resurrect her, let her get all better, and shoot her in the face with a .45

 

...I would show you a big vat of sulfuric acid. Then I would say "HEY! Look over there!" While you look in a different direction, I would then proceed to push you in.

 

Haha! I would NEVER fall for that. Now, if it was a vat full of Guinness.

 

oh...ok. ....I'll push you into a vat full of Guiness. Actually, it would be 2 parts Guiness & 1 part tetrodotoxin......and ricin. If that even works..hahaa...I don't know. Work with me, here.

 

Sigmund Freud look-alikes with Giant Cigars

 

...expose you to a closed room full of cooties.

 

Expose you to a roomful of rabid squirrels