I'd make her eat some old man's booger ball that he has been adding to for several years in an attempt to create a Guiness world record.
ewww, bogs, that mad my stomach hurt bleh... id put him in Russ Meyer movies and the ladies would smother him with their boobage..haha, thats like your dream death bogs
I would put him in a industrial size tumble dryer . and leave him spinning till i could see he was not srtugling anymore.
*removes blunder buster from little girls hand as she proceeds to scamper away* I don't harm little girls!
*allows blunder buster to be taken* so as too lure Mr bug Man into a trap.. i have a syringe in my pocket with the ebola virus ... see how you cope with that punk.