hurl some stones

you should have been a blowjob jizzed across a badly upholstered chair.

 

by blow job you mean masturbation right?
like fuck his dad could get a blow job....

 

"diamonds, she'll pretty much have to"

you know all about that though, right?

 

I could have sworn I took a shit this morning that looked like your face but then I had a closer look in the toilet bowl and I realized that the poop was far more attractive.

 

so you're ass davinci from having it reamed so many times?

 

Did somebody just hear something? It sounded a lot like a nerd.

 

if he was anything close to davinci he wouldn't be living with his parents, paint or shit.... davinci is davinci.

 

Oh wait, I heard it again.

 

his IBS with constipation sort of ruins the process, that and the incredible stench of his gas.

 

i'm not good enough to get diamonds
i hope that one day i will be...
practice makes perfect
thats why whenever i get a guy to drive me home i blow him
its like double win, i get practice and a ride home

 

Are you two lovers? You sure know a lot about his ass...

 

I get some pretty unique looking pebbles coming out of there with the IBS, and because they are drier they are easier to work with.

If I sometimes get a little gassy its not really my fault, however the fact that your breath stinks of cum is your responsibility.

 

that doesn't necessarily mean that they're lovers
maybe they just like to get drunk, have butt sex and pretend it never happened...

 

nah, my dad told me about it, crippled old retards can only get the really desperate little boys.

 

hey man have you ever tried it?


its not as bad as you make it sound

 

My dad can still walk.

 

Nice cover up.... I know how you are when you fall asleep.

I'm sure you return the favor.

 

i'm not really in an insulting mood anymore
i finished the white wine and am half way through the red
and red wine buzz equals love
and sex
i'm in a slutty mood

the talk of old men and little boys has made me horny

 

nice deflection from your own proclivities.....

has the humane society stopped giving you male dogs yet?

 

Of coarse not, $5 dollars a pop... I've seen you at the show a time or two.