I am a pro shoplifter

I've stolen a few things (mostly ice, wood) before but i always feel low afterwards, plus it's not worth the risk of getting caught so i'm a pretty lazy theft

 

Eh, I'm more of a con artist.

I've lifted things before. But I consider petty theft beneath me at this point in my life. If I'm stealing something, it'll be a Picasso.

 

get off your lazy ass and look at the real world motherfucker

 

hahahaha.....not just a thief...also cyber tough.....look out people...there is a new tuff guy on hip forums....ima fraid:mickey:

 

i used to steal when I was a teenager. Mostly clothes, a lot of clothes from places like abercrombie and fitch. I never stole from local business; I was able to justify stealing from places that made jeans in sweatshops for $2 and sold them for $80. I stole some expensive jewelry from department stores too. I quit when I turned 18 because at that point it wasn't a game, it was something i could actually go to jail over. I don't really feel bad about it. I dont think anyone really lost money from my theft; I only targeted stores that ripped their customers off like crazy anyways. I do feel bad about the greed that led me to steal in the first place, but I was a different person then. Just your average american teenage consumer without money to consume.

 

i think we all agree that stealing from Aber and Fitch is permitted and even encouraged

 

ive been banned from many-a rite aid in my youth