I am... (fill in the blank)

i am HE WHO IS CALLED I AM!!!!!

 

I thought it was SHE

 

it's actually neither since "god" is pure energy it has no sex or defining characteristics

 

nothing & everything. :cheers2:

 

exactly....however your major relegions have turned it into some old man in the sky with a giant beard that will spank you if you get out of line.

 

I am a valiant vanguard of vivid verbiage. Verbosely verbalizing vacuous vernacular.

See: Blowhard

 

oh? I might have to reconsider that religion :tongue:

 

She likes spanking.

 

hahahaha i think she would BREAK a 17 year old. From what i read in rolling stone last month mojo there is probably some teacher at your school that would fuck you.

 

I don't have any hot teachers in this school but I had a few in the last one..

I have nothing against being broken.

 

Yeah i never had any hot teachers either, a few hot subs tho. When i was working at the group home i was taking my kids into the high school and i noticed they had a few teachers my age that were hot. it just kinda made me feel old....

 

I am...
The happiest Ive ever been.
In love.
In pain.

 

I am...getting tired of the world

 

I am... a walking zombie who had the WORST case of insomnia last night. I tried to sleep on nearly every piece of furniture we have. still didnt work.

 

i am......THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!!!!!

 

I am not permanent.

 

i am pooping as I type this

 

I am a figment of your imagination.

 

Ahahahaha! (I like poopy humor)

 

It was probably that one piece you missed that woulda done the trick. Murphy's law.