it's used to solve a lot of problems.. cant get high? masturbate!... no sex?(though this is far from an issue these days).. masturbate! bored? masturbate? hungry but dont wanna eat? masturbate! swine flu? masturbate!
Another day with an 'a' in it? Jen-try eating something. Sit down and eat it. Think about eating it. And eat it. You'll feel better afterwards.
Great now you ruined that pic. Did you really have to share you personal fantasies. Sorry couldn't resist.
Do you have any friends or anyone to call or hang out with right now? Having company will usually lighten the mood.Try eating too.
The paranoia will pass before your mom comes home. So will your being high. If it doesn't, be in the shower when she gets back. It's as simple as that.