I Am So Fucking Angry

haha the birth of the bonnie and clyde of the 21century

 

You want to knife fight?

I still have some dummy knives back in Odessa. It'll be training for the day you've decided 'enough's enough.'

You'll have to off me. Our relationship before that will be steamy though.

 

my, you are passionate together

 

I'm a creature of fucking infinite passion.

Jess understand me.

 

oooh knife fight!!
thats even better than riot gear fights
riot gear fights is just me and my brother beating each other with police batons
but with knifes.....
ooooooh

we were gonna learn throwing knifes this summer but they're just so expensive

 

I can throw a knife okay. Like all martial arts, mastery just takes 20 thousand repetitions.

Knife fightings fun. In JKD we worked with 8 hit combos with knives. Even though they'd be clearly dead by number 3.

A little overboard. But you know Bruce Lee.

 

my friend has throwing knives, they are pretty fun but scary as well, he got real good at just missing you when he throws them

 

i want to get good at just missing you!!!
oh man i'd throw them at everyone!
there'd be knife holes in all the walls!

 

I want to build a bear.























and then knife fight him :H

 

i wanna have a fun catharsis for us all that involves visualizing viciously awful and embarassing public torment for this fucktard. stuff that will have him crying like a little girl.

i'll go first: after gathering a good load of women to publicly verbally eviscerate him, we show him REAL men.

 

Deal, mama KC

 

wow you have a dark side haha

 

Cate can build bears?! Wow!

Jet Li?

 

Ive had too much wine again and am dancing with my shadow. provocatively

haha grobe... I just wanted to fit in

 

i want to fit in, ill knife anybody who comes my way, hell anything that comes my way, AHHH! i just stabbed a balloon

 

Your shadows a lucky lass.

 

i felt all my righteous anger disappear in a moment at the mental thought of cate dancing provocatively with her shadow.

 

KC you are a sexy mama I hope I am much like you as I get wiser.

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Also, I am quite literally dancing with my shadow it is too much fun to britney spears. I know I know, but her music is sexy.

 

We all have bad taste sometimes. I like the Goo Goo Dolls.

 

haha, i love how she mocked terribly in the media but she still is played on top 40 radio all the time haha, for myself i am eating some cookies i just baked and sipping some milk listening to bruce springsteen sing froggie went a courtin haha