I bought a bottle of whisky

Same here. Expensive as fuck.

I like going to the whisky museum and getting free tastes now and again, sometimes you can get a taste of some stupidly expensive ones. You just have to pretend to be german for 5 minutes.

This black bottles I bought is a bit rough though, I think the americans poisoned our spring waters and that is why they are selling the stuff cheap now.

You can often get a nice a bottle bourbon for the same price, which is just as good.

 

Sorry, Vodka is all I have... maybe next time

 

The last 6 pints of my homebrew, almost a full bottle of scotch and only 4 hours sleep and NO HANGOVER?

 

the hangover will come in a couple more hours.

 

Nah, think I'll survive this one. I'm just tired, a nice hot shower and beddie byes will sort me out.

 

Fuck whiskey...

Captain Morgan Spiced motherfucking rum bitch..........

 

Fuck you Captain Hook. Rum loses me jobs.

Captain Morgan is also a really shit rum, I use that stuff for unblocking my sink.

 

Well I like it...

 

My mum likes it.

 

I also drink Kahlua..

 

My stomach ulcer enjoys the odd drambiuiuiuiuiuiue.

 

A bottle of whisky is my true love

 

Oh I've had that before too I liked it.


But Captain Morgan is better..

 

No it isn't. We have already had this conversation.

 

Captain Morgan sucks ass, but fuck it......just go with the 190 proof shit:

 

Would you prefer this?

 

Oh god no. I drink this.

 

Foad

 

I'd prefer Jimi Hendrix Electric vodka, myself. It's the smoothest liquor I've ever had, hands down:

 

I fuckin hate vodka...