"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm making stew.

 

theres too much lightning.....and today is my suit of armour wearing day

 

I attract lightning. I'm staying inside today.

 

everything smells like burnt toast

 

I'm having to jolt BBAD back to life. His burnt toastiness is smelling up the place....lol

 

I have gone to find myself.... if I should get back before I return keep me here man.

 

because I was trying to refill my little propane bottle for free and well..........if you seen the latest news in Toronto..sorry guys

 

gotta make a beer run to town....

 

Gotta call the city crews to come pickup all the horseshit off my car

 

Gotta grab my moped an' race farmout for beer...

 

there is a problem at the farm party... its gotten completely out of control...

 

because Im bringing Farmout to get his tattoo finished today

 

I've gone to look for America.

 

because "New Orleans is sinkin man and I dont wanna swim"

 

cause I discovered America an' OWB is on his way for the offical first signin' of the stoners constitution of the U.S.S.A

 

I'm looking for a way out.

 

because i am standing up to the facist government of.....Canada?

 

I'm looking for farmout and OWB

 

because Im busy trying to come with new ideas for this game

 

The dog is humping my leg, and I think he really needs to finish this time.