"I can't come into work today because..."

I cant afford the gas

 

I'm on fire

 

No, really, I'm actually GLUED to my computer.

 

I've got to go over and figure out how to get OWB unstuck.

 

Im out of excuses.....just fire my ass...or put up with it

 

I'm taking Born25YearsTooLate out for a celebratory dose of “Veggies” to thank him for getting me unstuck!

 

I'm off with OWB to have my 5 a day of green veggies.

 

Oh hell, not again....:-0

I gotta go with these two dudes to keep em lined up.....

 

Farmout won't let me, he thinks I've too many "Veggies" and I'll get in trouble.

 

Work, hell, we cain't even walk now, whut wuz in that veggie dip OlderWaterBrother?....

 

because today is the day the spaceship picks me up and we go to Haleys comet

 

I gotta make some more "veggie" dip!

 

wow, now BBAD is hittin the veggie dip, he was supposed to be the designated driver..

 

theres NO GRAVY...I cant work without gravy

 

My horoscope said my perfect woman would knock on my door today!

 

I've got to wait outside OWB's door, to see if the perfect woman has a sister, or considering ages...a legal daughter.

 

I was born 25 years too late

 

I Hain't goin any whar.....

 

I ate at mcdonalds yesterday....



Im going to die........... I may never come back to work again..

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL..

 

Im impacted