"I can't come into work today because..."

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  1. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    im doing your job
     
    snake_grass, Oct 13, 2008
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    My skateboard has a flat tire
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 13, 2008
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  5. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Im doing a Survivor style endurance challenge
     
    Oneness, Oct 13, 2008
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  7. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    we've got no coffee
     
    PsyGrunge, Oct 13, 2008
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    someone stole my fucking car.................finally
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 14, 2008
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  11. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    i hate you
     
    snake_grass, Oct 14, 2008
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the NDP just won my riding and we're declaring an official day of mourning
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 14, 2008
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  15. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Some dang horse thief stole my horsie, I hain't goin nowhar....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 15, 2008
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  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    There was a crack in the sidewalk and I got stuck watching to make sure it didn't get bigger.
     
    mariecstasy, Oct 15, 2008
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  19. Dagaz

    Dagaz Member

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    Got my head stuck in the toilet.
     
    Dagaz, Oct 15, 2008
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I need to get a haircut
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 15, 2008
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  23. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I gotta shave....... NO MORE BOOOSHHH.....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 15, 2008
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    its raining
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 15, 2008
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  27. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I got a hot-tub date....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 15, 2008
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  29. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    because i quit yesterday.
     
    nakedtreehugger, Oct 16, 2008
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I took a viagra and its still working hard
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 16, 2008
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  33. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I gotta take BBAD to the pecker doctor, his 14 hour erection is causing him to pass out.....:-0
     
    farmout, Oct 16, 2008
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  35. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    a nuke is comming
     
    snake_grass, Oct 16, 2008
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  37. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    gotta make hay instead....:)
     
    farmout, Oct 16, 2008
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  39. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    im trying to find my own name in the yellow pages.
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Oct 16, 2008
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