"I can't come into work today because..."

The kidnappers dropped me off in the middle of the Desert...then these aliens were gonna give me a ride but their ship ran out of gas...so Im stuck here for awhile.

 

there's some very silly people in work i'd rather avoid

 

I've developed quite a rash, wanna see?....

 

i need my beauty sleep

 

I been asked to go to my room....

 

they're watching me.

 

I've found a golden key and I'm trying to find out what it unlocks!

 

I have totally gotten out of the mood....

 

the 'i can't come into work today because..' thread has exceeded 1000 posts, and i want to get as many in before it's closed due to excessive posting.

 

Its sunday and I dont work on sundays

 

I gotta eat this punkin pie....

 

I'm sitting out in the back field, thinking about a certain female I thought was out of my mind.

 

i got some golden nuggets that need picking

 

I gotta keep tryin to keep up with BBAD here on hip forums....

 

i've just shit my pants. i have JUST shit my pants..

 

I'm practicing the art of hypnosis and I've apparently hypnotized myself and I think I'm better than you.

 

I hate you!!

 

I was reading a nice magazine!

 

Ill be too busy saving the world

 

there's a tornado outside