I can't go into work today because...

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  1. thudlmao

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    Because....I am bored today.
     
    thudlmao, Jan 21, 2013
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  3. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    because I am taking a well day
     
    Spectacles, Jan 21, 2013
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  5. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Because capitalism sucks.
     
    Fairlight, Jan 21, 2013
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  7. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    Because I am needed in the Shire.
     
    Maelstrom, Jan 21, 2013
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  9. thudlmao

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    Because....of no reason.
     
    thudlmao, Jan 21, 2013
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  11. Oreocookiemadness

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    Because...I have anal seepage!

    (God, I would love to call into work and use this as an excuse!)

    IF I had a job at the moment...
     
    Oreocookiemadness, Jan 21, 2013
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  13. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    ......because I do what I want!

    (In the voice of Eric Cartmen)
     
    LetLovinTakeHold, Jan 21, 2013
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  15. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    Because...I don't love my job anymore.
     
    thudlmao, Jan 21, 2013
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  17. luvitall

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    I have anal glaucoma...
    Just can't see my ass going in today..
    And I have called in,and used this one! lol
    Boss was a cool guy,and allowed me to take a vacation day,it was also Cinco de Mayo..
     
    luvitall, Jan 21, 2013
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  19. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    Because....I don't want to hear my boss screaming on me.
     
    thudlmao, Jan 21, 2013
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  21. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    ...because I've got a bad case of explosive diarrhea.

    This one will usually work 'no questions asked.'
     
    LetLovinTakeHold, Jan 21, 2013
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  23. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    because I am having a bad hair day
     
    Spectacles, Jan 21, 2013
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  25. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    becuse my kitchen is flooded
     
    Jennifer19, Jan 21, 2013
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  27. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    Because the voices in my head told me not to.
     
    Maelstrom, Jan 21, 2013
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  29. Applespark

    Applespark Ingredients:*Sugar*

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    I would rather do 500 other things for myself
     
    Applespark, Jan 21, 2013
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  31. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    Because my morning wood wont go away. (Only works for men)
     
    ChrissySunshine, Jan 21, 2013
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  33. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I am locked in the trunk of my car. Fell in there after slipping on some ice.
     
    Spectacles, Jan 21, 2013
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  35. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't get off Hip Forums.
     
    TAZER-69, Jan 21, 2013
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  37. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    my cousin's boyfriend's aunt's grandfather broke his toe and I have to watch the cat
     
    Lynnbrown, Jan 21, 2013
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  39. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    .....bacause I can't find my other sock.
     
    puggybear, Jan 21, 2013
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