I can't stop eating candy...

i can't close my mouth for all the food in it! i just can't stop!!!

 

i can't help it if they're in my yard. they shoould know better.

 

do you eat their turds too?

 

no, i smear them all over me...so they can't smell me coming

 

turds are sorta nutritious though.....

 

good thinking....and then you can lick yourself clean afterwards....you win either way

 

but they've paid to see it....on fatty.com

 

oh, you know you stalked me from there, you sick fuck.

 

my membership is paid up on fatty.com...lifetime membership

 

gosh you're smart...it really is the closest thing i can find...

 

oh good. i take requests you know..

 

go on cam then, and let me watch you fuck your 7 layer tits with a huge dildo.....

 

it's my only wish!! or a bike seat. that would rool.

 

i'll have to throw my chins over my shoulder, hang on...

 

I like riding bikes without the seat

 

ew. you're gross.

i'll be your jacket.

 

that was so hot, I already blew my load all over the place....I could clean it up, but I might as well just let it there to add to the other layers of dried cum

 

the only problem is that the tube is hollow, it always gets filled up with my poop....you wanna try to dig it out of there for me?

 

i'm good like that. dead sexy....sexy dead, too. i'll be an awesome bullwhip & dominatrix outfit....

 

nah. that's cowboy's gig. i'll leave it for him.