I can't stop eating candy...

how many cows would it take to get enough leather to make one your size?

 

at least 3.

 

does he have all the tools he needs? or is he old fashioned and uses his tongue?

 

save thier assholes.....I'll boil them up and dip em in some BBQ sauce for a snack

 

he's totally natural, in touch with nature. no tools for him.

 

then he has the job....I mean, its really packed in there

 

hey, just about anything is good deep fried. how do you think i got to this magnificent figure?

 

haha. this particular line is actually starting to get a little nasty for me. i think you win. THIS TIME.

 

hmmm, deep fried asshole....

...maybe even cover them in powered sugar afterwards....sorta like funnel cakes.

 

I have yet to disappoint...

 

AAAAAAAAH! good one.

i yeild to a higher level of talent.

 

i am duly impressed.

 

I didn't get the title sperm dumpster cuz I'm softcore....

 

just for that, i'm posting my sexiest picture...i'm the prettiest cow on the feedlot..

 

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

how's that candy addiction going? we just decided to hang out in your thread until you came back...

 

I put that pic up on the screen while my wife sucked my dick......blew a load bigger than ever

 

damned straight. i'm a hottie.

 

my dick is still dripping....

 

Mmmmmmoooooo! (that's dirty sex talk)