I don't get people who take extremely fast shits

I actually never understood the 30 min shitters....

Like really.....
Hahhhahahah

 

I don't reveal details of my shitting, or even acknowledge that I do it.

I know for a fact that most girls never do it

 

30 minutes is a bit overboard, atleast for me...

but a good 10 min shit is awesome...and if you have some buddies to talk to, its even better.

 

Used to have a friend in college who spent an hour in the john everyday, sitting in there using the bathroom and practicing his fiddle. Looks to me like his legs would have gone to sleep.

 

Never have I laughed so hard at a thread.

Man, what an awesome discussion! Me and all my buddies all agree that taking dumps are awesome, and should be valued. I take a good 10 minutes everytime I crap, doing nothing but thinking of stuff.

It feels good quick shitters, try it!

 

Well I never timed or really thought about the speed of my bowels but I would say since I have better things to do that sit in a room and stare at its contents I hope Im fast. Get in, get it out, wipe, flush, wash and get out!

 

ever known a constipated vegan? me either

 

i'm not constipated...i just enjoy taking a nice long shit

and i'll wager i get just as much fiber as you do

 

you just might... long shit.. quick shit.. as long as you're not forcing it out.. alls good!

:horseshit

 

I don't understand how you can take very long on the shitter. My boyfriend does this, he takes a book in the bathroom with him. I don't get this. I've never gone into the bathroom to read. That's just weird. My dad does this too. I still don't get it.

Why do you want enjoy a book while poo is coming out of your bum?

To me, that doesn't make any sense.

 

I was trying to eat when i first started readint his thread! Ive given up now

As some people have said, get more fibre or something. Unless you just love the savouring Im in and out in about a minute. Not that i poo I am a lady

 

anyone ever smoked up a joint while taking a dump?

 

No need to to necropost this thread.

 

haha I did not even realize this thread was old.

 

Tip: The further back you go the older the post. Tip: If you find yourself on page 8 you are going too far.

 

I've grown beyond toilet paper here in Asia. I've decided that a nice long squirt with the bum gun and a sheet of paper to dry is by far superior to toilet paper in cleanliness.

I crap quickly as well. I have better things to do with my time than crap. I already waste too much time sleeping and eating.

 

Slow shitters don't make sense to me. You go to the bathroom when you need to shit, right? So why does it take time to prepare it? If you don't need to go, don't go. And if you need to sit for 10 minutes for it to come, then you don't need to go! Shit...

 

I prefer fast shits as well, if possible... For some reason I feel very vulnerable when I'm on the pot... The quicker, the better...

 

You are vulnerable while crapping. You're sitting, vulnerable and an easy target.

That's why I always carry a .40 S&W to the john.

And when room service comes, they'll never ask for a tip when your waiving your gun around.