I don't get people who take extremely fast shits

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gravity, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Xlear

    Xlear Member

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    That's funny shit! pardon the pun
     
  2. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    I don't read on the shitter on a regular basis, but it's always good if you ate something you shouldn't have the day before and need a little distraction... :sultan:
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I play angry birds on the shitter...makes the shitting experience fulfilling
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i absolutely love shitting at work after ive been workin for a few hours. ill go grab a magazine or some food and a drink and sit in there for about 15 minutes just relaxing
     
  5. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    I guess some people might consider it gross but as a girl I like to take my time when I'm shitting. What's the hurry? I do feel uncomfortable shitting in public bathrooms so I usually try to be fast but when I'm at home, I just sit and think. lol
     
  6. spexxx

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    I tried doing the long wait shits, being normally a pretty quick plooper of mud monkeys, but they just don't come out...HELP. It's like I can only shit when it's prairy doggin else it just won't be showing up
     
  7. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    I love shitting in scenic locations.
     
  8. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I had an outhouse with a view of the bay and mountains and I still only took a minute or two. I don't understand sitting there for 15 to 20 minutes, makes no sense.
     
  9. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    I don't really time my shits,....all I know is I don't want to die while I'm taking one. :toilet:
     
  10. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    I don't take a long time, I just thoroughly enjoy it.
     
  11. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    also depends on your diet - plenty of fibre keeps you loose and it's out like greased lightening!

    Simon :sunny:
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    sometimes if you take a fast shit you might forget something
     
  13. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I have things to do, great and important things. When I take a shit, I mean business. I go in, evacuate my bowels, wash up and leave. No need to dilly dally. If I wanna read a book, I'll do it in my hammock.

    And I'm 100% with lode on bum guns. Toilet paper is so wasteful, and dirty! Wash that shit off.
     
  14. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm with that - water and washing ya bum is so much cleaner and more hygenic.

    Simon :sunny:
     
  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I don't get people who sit on the toilet forever.

    We get our asses clean so fast because we didn't sit there until the shit was dried on.
     
  16. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    eww i dont do that.. its more like instead of waiting until you have to run to the bathroom, ill just go when i start to feel it and then wait until it comes. not like five years though, im not constipated. lol
     
  17. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I've always wondered about that. Same with the people who take half an hour, like what are they doing in there!!!??
     
  18. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    In case you didn't know, when you die, your bowels evacuate themselves. So taking a shit just before dying is recommend to leave less of a mess for your family to clean up...if you can manage it.

    BTW, I recently moved and my new toilet seat is about 5 inches lower than my last one. And guess what? Because my ass is now lower than my knees I shit in a fraction of the time I used to! I'm usually done in two minutes or so. Never has it been that way my whole life!

    I wonder if other people have noticed that. Perhaps those who shit fast are people with lower toilets. My toilet is nearly a squat toilet (I've had to use those many times in Asia & Africa). But I never realized that putting your butt a bit lower enables your bowels more freedom of movement apparently...

    What is your experience? Do those who have low toilets shit faster?
     
  19. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Gravity do you still enjoy taking long shits?
     
  20. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I don't get why someone would want to hang out there all day. And for Christ's sakes, if you take half a fucking hour, clock out if you're going to be doing it at work. The rest of us aren't getting paid to sit in the shitter, neither should you.
     

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