I don't like porn

i think that i dont own any porn so i'm good w/o it. i think it would suck to open a christmas present up and it was a porn video.
yah i'd pretty much would think that would be a sucky birthday or christmas present to recievce.....

 

Why does the music have to be so cheesy?

I have only watched porn a few times. Thursday nights on HBO is porn night. It's not even porn. I tell my husband the G'string divas are on. Some of them are cute.

I went into the movie store about a year ago and rented us a porn movie. It was interesting. It actually had a short story line to it. Then I rented us another one with Jenna Jamison and we didn't even finish watching it. It was really lame and a lil' harsh. I'm not into S&M (too much information)

 

The one DVD I stole from my brother hardly has a story line.. basically it's a photograph taking pictures, and then the people get into it. I don't think people should talk at all during it

 

lol a photographer not a photograph

 

What real woman wouldn't want to have sex like in a porn movie? To be called bitch, to have sex that last two hours only to have the sperm shoved on her hair or on some other part of the body where it will be hard to remove?

 

I don't like porn either, so yeah...

 

Delivery men and pizzaguys love porn, it gives women the idea to seduce them

 

my pizza guy knew my name it scared the SHIT out of me, let me tell you. i answered the door, and he says 'hello becky, how are you doing" i have no idea in hell how he got my name, if he got it from our address and stuff it wouldve been my parents


i just dont know

 

YA, anyway....


Good point Friend and Loveflower. What is it with all the excessive talking in these movies?


If my man ever called me bitch while having sex I think I would fall off the bed (or where ever). He never talks to me like that. I wouldn't want him to start either.

 

i got a mental image of that laura....hahaha and it was funny

 

I'm always happy to make you laugh

 

What about being called booger butt during sex?

 

Nah, call me sexy or beautiful even if I am not. It just helps me think I am for the few minutes I'm in that "situation" That is of course we ARE talking during the moment. lol

 

exactly my feelings would be too hurt to continue

 

That's not really a fair characterization. I don't know about you, but if I'm too busy or just not in the mood, I'd rather have my man at home masturbating to girls that would never talk to him (and that he wouldn't want to actually touch with a 10 foot pole anyway) than out checking out real women who would be happy to do more than just talk to him...

 

I didn't know peanuts had a name!




The things you learn

(thats what i say now, just in case you havent noticed)

 

Hey, I like the story movies! I watch the story if it's not painfully cheesy! When I masturbate alone, I fantasize a full setting, something to explain how we wound up fucking in that scenario, I don't just start out thinking about fucking... I like a movie to do the same thing for me!

 

of course its not a fair generalization........

it was one I brought out for comedic purposes although I'm sure this type of person exists, I don't mind porn myself....not into the bimbo, San Fernando valley stuff though...or the ones with people calling others "bitch."

It can be hot if the people look like you might know them in real life, or see them on the street.

also, I'm a guy

 

so would i.

 

yeah id be pissed. i wont stand for that kind of disrespect.