I don't think I'm going to win...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by War John, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. tuesdaystar

    tuesdaystar Interneter

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    I'm buying one. My rationalization is that I waste my money on all manner of rubbish like cheap food, beer, etc. A lottery ticket is much healthier (but not necessarily for eating :))
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    "ok, give me three mega millions tickets... six pick 4s... oh yeah, scratch offs! i need one of this one... two of these... four of these... ok, just let me scratch these off here at the counter... oh look, there's 17 people in line behind me trying to buy their gas and get to work! haha! oh good, i won $20 on this one... ok i'll need 3 more of these, 5 of these... 1 of this, 1 of this, 1 of this... oh yeah, i need to check the 72 tickets i bought yesterday under your little scanner device... one by one... darn, nothing... ok, i just need to scratch these off now... oh good, a free ticket... i'll take one of those... let me scratch that off... darn, nothing... oh hell, i can spend another $20, this is no time to be frugal... give me 4 more mega millions... 3 pick 3s... some more scratch offs... and 2 packs of marlboro lights... oh, camels are buy 2 get 1 free! put these back and give me three camels... now just let me scratch off these tickets..."
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    in Canada we dont get taxed on lottery winnings

    if the jackpot was 500 million..we get 500 million

    they'd probably go after the interest in subsequent years..but i could deal with that
     
  4. europa

    europa Member

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    I love surprise. And everyone would like this big surprise. Anyway, you can keep thinking about it, but don't too hard. And if you win, maybe we should be treated a nice meal. haha
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I just heard that it's up to 640 million!! Probably make 700 by tonight. Insane.
     
  6. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    I've had some people suggest numbers and I'm working on finishing up filling out a ticket. I already bought a ticket's worth of random numbers.

    I'm gonna win, and I'm gonna share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :sunny:
     
  7. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    Annuity IS 640 right now and cash is 462!!!
     
  8. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I might as well buy one.

    I'm a sucker to peer pressure.
     
  9. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    That's great-that's the way it should be-in the European country I live in, the tax is only 10% on lottery winnings. It's one of the few good things about the tax system
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Actually,what would one do with a check in your pocket for 500 million dollars? How will the person that wins handle it?[​IMG]
     
  11. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I can't even win a freakn' donut in this stupid Timmies contest.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  13. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    I am going to be fine, no worries:D
     
  14. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    You better be worrying because *I* am going to be fine, not you, but like I said, I'm going to share!

    :sunny:
     
  15. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    LOL, I never said I wouldnt share :) But really, good luck to everyone who got a ticket.
     
  16. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    hey, you had 400 trillion to one chance to be born and yet you did it :)

    http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/abinazir/2011/06/15/what-are-chances-you-would-be-born/
     
  17. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I bought 6 tickets.

    I didn't spend $6 though...I "reinvested" previous winnings from scratch tickets.
     
  18. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    I caved in a brought 6 tickets as well
     
  19. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    As yellowcab said, good luck to everyone.

    I REALLY hope that multiple people win. NOBODY needs that much money!

    :sunny:
     
  20. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    We are buying 62 tickets amongst my 3 friends and I. We'll see what happens. :)
     

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