I double dare you to post you CV (resume)

Hello,

I'm a firm believer of learning by doing :mickey:.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

maybe he gives his life a twist and becomes chief of Valhalla?

Regards
Gyro

 

Oh, I see. Yeah, a few years ago they were doing the same thing with me, too. I joined but it just wasn't suited to me.

 

1972-1974 College/Bar Band Member
1974-1979 Various crappy jobs
1979-1981 College/ Bar band member
1981-Present- Turd Herder

 

Nov 2013 - present
IT with * a Jewelry and silver importer. Web Application development and systems administration.

Febuary 2013 -November 2013
QA with an almost comic book like self destructive truck component manufacturer.

July 2012- January 2013
Community Organiser Texas Campaign for the Environment.

January 2012 - June 2012
English Teacher with Colegio Anglo Americano. Bogata Colombia.

Novemeber 2010 - October 2011
Manager Purapool. Phnom Penh Cambodia. Sales and imports

September 2008 - September 2010.
Americorps Construction lead. Houston and Fort Worth Habitat for Humanity.

 

Not sure that's for Him. Lots of aggressiveness on the workfloor there (and it is condoned and even stimulated). Even in the lunch breaks they can get quite rowdy!

 

Hello,

they have mead for free without end. So what do you expect .

Regards
Gyro

 

Party time?

 

Hello,

jepp . Splitting each others heads in the competitions, having plenty of mead and a boar in the kettle every day, ahhh, that's life.

Regards
Gyro

 

If I was an immortal that's indeed how I would party :cheers2:

 

Hello,

the only thing I don't understand is the boar. A boar is a male pig and I have heard that they smell really awful if they get cooked. Hm, maybe the mead deafens your olfactory nerves.

Regards
Gyro

 

Feeble humans that complain about such a smell probably don't get to party in valhalla anyway! It's only for the warriors after all.

 

Hello,

make sense. After being in the field for some time, the smell of the boar is like perfume .

Regards
Gyro

PS: I wonder what Irminsul has to say about Valhalla

 

Not that busy over the last 4-5 years then?

(seriously, thanks for playing along properly)

 

Hello,

sorry for kind of derailing your thread .

Regards
Gyro

 

April 2007 - June 2014
Spoiled.

 

Hello.

That's ok.
I wanted people to upload their proper CV's so I could grab some ideas.
I have not put one together in around 10 years or so. Things change.
That isn't likely to happen it seems.
Please don't link me to 'CV Help' n whatnot.
I've read too many of those types of sites already -_-

 

I would put 'Studying' down there. If you want a job :mickey: But very honest nevertheless!

 

Hello,

hmm, I have to write a CV in a year or so. Maybe. I plan to use the same one I used eight years ago. Maybe I throw out a few skills and add a few new ones, depends on the position I will apply for. What gave me good feedback the last time was that my CV and my application 'looked different' than most others. That's because I don't use typical office software to produce them. You can't easily tell the exact difference if you are not a typesetting pro, but you recognise it. HR people ask me about that .

Regards
Gyro