i dreaded today.....

Those sound like masturbation techniques.

 

I was twisting yesterday...twisting is where you grab the bottom of it and twist it in one direction. palm rolling is putting the hair in your palms and rolling it back and forth.

 

Hahaha, I just caught myself staring at your sig pic, Chuck. Stop being so damned fine before I come rape you.

 

Haha, I don't like that picture as much as a few of my other ones..... But hey, would it really be considered rape?

 

Meh, I guess you can't rape the willing, huh?

I LOVE that picture. I just want to suck on your sexy lips.

 

Knock yourself out, I wouldn't stop ya.

 

It wouldn't do you any good to try and stop me anyway. I'd hold you down and have my way with you.

 

That hasn't happened in so long...you should get your ass up here. Now. pweeeeeeeeeeze?

Ya know, you're arms are prolly stronger than mine, that could be fun...

 

Mwuahahahahahahaha.

If only it were that easy.
I'm a strong bitch, I could handle you.

 

Haha, anybody could handle me. I'd love to be the bitch in a nothing-but-sex realtionship with a female, I'd feel so big then.....hint hint....

 

HA! I would most definitely make you my bitch!

 

Its settled then! Move to San Francisco in the spring/summer, and my/probably not your's dream come true! I'll give you orgasms, and you can beat me in every way imaginable...I promise.....

 

Why wouldn't an orgasm be one of my dreams? I love orgasms.

I'm going to Cali in may. Then to Texas. Then to Mexico, where I will establish a humble abode.

 

Hey hey, I'm going to Cali in May.....not really, but it rhymed. I'm actually going there in March/Aprilish.

 

Damn. So close, yet so far away.

 

adobe?

 

Home?

I suck, I bet I spelled it wrong.

 

No...I wrote abode...not adobe.

 

George just can't read anymore

 

wahtever.