I Eat My First Brownie At Girls Scout Camp

Oh, no, dear.
Not you.
People in general.
If I was to tell a homosexual experience of a man, they would all freak.
Except snowdancer, he's cool though.

 

Head on you little cocksucker,but get your own thread.This one's for us ladies.

 

ooo its good to be younge .live life be happy your only young once . be carful . lol PEACE.

 

Oh, hehe, I know that.
But shit, people have double standards like nothing, here.

"Give me a ticket for an airplane, aint got time to ride a fast train. Lonley days are gone, I'm a'going home. My baby she wrote me a letter."

 

I must admit, though I am bisexual, I don't want to hear my freind's sexual adventures.

 

That, I can understand, but if a girl was talking about it, would it be ok?
What about a guy?

 

thats my view on the WHOLE THING.. see, im only gunna live once.. so i might as well experiment with things (ie drugs, sexuality, go TPing.. anything) and i should have FUN!!!!!!

 

Then there are those with no standards.

 

Well... why would I share it with y'all?

 

Because, human sexuality is a wonderful thing.

 

That may be true, but I'd rather keep it private.

 

one should always share

 

That's what I told my sister but then mom stepped in. Mom said keep it in the family. That was back when the word BUSH had a whole other meaning.

By the way, I need my 4 bedroom trailers carpet cleaned. Half price?

What's your favorite carpet to clean?

 

It's not always the time or the place to share.
Because of the way society is, not everyone feels comfortable sharing.
Sad but true.

 

What's your favorite carpet to clean?[/

the Martha Steward line.She could do a show on cleaning carpets.

By the way, I need my 4 bedroom trailers carpet cleaned. Half price

No problem.but your mom and sister will have to stay.I love trailer trash.

 

....cause i need you... to come get me outta jail, please please you're my only friend that i know who's got something to live, post my bail....

sorry, that just reminded me of the long beach dub all stars song, rolled up!

lolllll

me=inSANE

 

I'm back in black and I like crack.

 

Is that a fact, u back in black, I need some crack just to wack. So hi there friend, and in the end, we will all bend, so u can tell, what the hell where I fell, then give a hoot then get the boot .

 

the first and original

 

man this thread is funnier than FUCK man!